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A Return to the Host Club Scene, Part 3

This is the third and not-so-final part of my host club-hopping adventure. Part 2 is here.

In my last post I wrote about the shop that I chose to leave unnamed, and how my friend’s designate invited us out to karaoke and talked with the boss about giving us a discount: 5000 yen for free time and unlimited drinks, even though it was our second visit to the club. Kenisha couldn’t go but my other friend and I ended up going. While I’m getting ready to go out, guess who e-mails me? The host from United Prince who stood me up the night before. He apologized and said that he got stuck cleaning up and that he couldn’t use his phone, thus why it never rang when I tried to call. Okay, so maybe he did get stuck cleaning. That’s not his fault–it’s part of his job, after all. But what bothered me was that he couldn’t think to contact me ASAP, i.e. as soon as he finished work. That’s not asking for much, especially since it was thanks to him that I was stuck in Shinjuku until dawn.

He asked if I could come to the shop again. Since it was Tuesday, it was supposed to be really cheap, and he said he’s be able to take me out to karaoke afterwards. I wasn’t all that mad at him, but I still couldn’t go, because I had plans to stay at the other shop that night. Too bad, I guess.

My friend and I arrived in Kabukicho, ate, took some purikura and then headed to the shop. It was really busy that night, but we didn’t mind, since we were able to entertain ourselves while our hosts were away. My friend’s host is a real sweetheart; he doesn’t look or seem like a typical host at all. He has a calm, older brother-like nature. It’s also pretty interesting that he’s originally from Hokkaido and used to be a fisherman ^_^

My host was pretty giddy almost the entire night. I thought he was drunk when we got there but I think he was just being hyper because that’s his personality. My friend and I had been at the shop for about 10 or 15 minutes before he was finally available to come to our table. I must say that out of all the hosts I’ve chosen, none of them flirted with me like he did. But it was in a really playful way that I knew he was just being a host. I was rather surprised because he kept holding my hands, making kissy faces at me and kept spoiling me. He asked me what kind of food I liked in Japan, and I told him that I liked karaage (Chinese/Japanese-style fried chicken nuggets). Then he said, “I’ll be right back,” and about 5 minutes later came back with karaage from the convenience store! (How he managed to sneak out in the first place, I have no idea.) He also showed mesome yo-yo tricks (nearly hit me in the face when the yo-yo flew off of his hand) and then gave me the yo-yo as a gift.

“When you go back home, you’re not going to forget us, right?” he asked me and my friend. It was sweet of him. I couldn’t understand why he and my friend’s host were putting in so much effort for us, even though we didn’t have much money.

My host continued to show me cute little magic tricks and flatter me constantly. He even said I looked like Beyonce, lol. My friend and I thought that taking pictures of the hosts might not be okay, but when my friend asked my host to take a picture of the two of us, my host wanted us to take pictures of the hosts at the shop as well. (I won’t post the photos for privacy reasons, of course.)

After four hours at the club, it was time to go since the shop was closing for the night. Our hosts escorted us to the elevator and said they’d let us know when they were done cleaning up, which was estimated to be around 2:00am. While we waited for them, my friend and I went to McDonald’s to eat and chill for a little bit. When it was close to 2 we went back to the convenience store next to the shop to wait a little longer.

30 minutes later I was getting concerned. I didn’t want to get stood up again, not after I did the night before. I got my friend to call her host and he said they’d be done soon. I was a little bit annoyed, and was explaining to my friend that when I see them I’m going to be a little bit mad at them. But when they came into the store at 3 I completely disregarded their lateness and smiled ^_^;

While my friend’s host went to buy something, my host went outside and motioned for me to come outside and wait with him. “You’re late,” I said in Japanese. “Gomen ne,” he answered with a cute little pouting face. They were no longer wearing their suits, and instead were dressed in casual clothing. They looked really nice, especially my friend’s host since he didn’t really look like a host to begin with.

We picked up some food from McDonald’s and then headed to a karaoke place. My friend wanted me to sing Nakashima Mika’s ‘Glamorous Sky’ so I could ‘Wow the crowd’ as I supposedly do when I sing that song. It was really fun, and in a way a dream come true, because I never thought that I’d be able to do ‘after’ with a host. My host was occassionally nodding off, which I thought was really cute. He and my friend’s host worked really hard that night, after all. We sang the rest of the night away until 5 in the morning, and then our hosts walked us to the station.

And that was my fifth all-nighter in a row. My friend and I went home very happy, and it was by far the best host experience I ever had.

So that concludes my story about my host club-hopping. Since then I’ve been to several other host clubs, designating and telling them all that I’m going home but that I’ll be back next year.

I’m not sure if I’ve stated this, but I’m going home tomorrow, August 11th. If I have time I’ll write one last post before I leave, but if not, I’ll say now that these were probably the best 11 months I’ve had in my life. It was a dream come true, but unfortunately it must come to an end. I haven’t decided what to do with this blog once I return to the States, but I’ll figure something out.

Major Update

I apologize for not updating soon enough. The internet at my dorm has been down since last Thursday, so I’ve been unable to check my mail, blog, update Facebook, etc. Here’s an update starting from about one and a half weeks ago…

On Wednesday (July 22nd) I went out with Kelley and a few others for okonomiyaki in Sunshine City and then purikura. It was Kelley’s last purikura before going home 😦 But I’ll be seeing her back in the U.S. really soon!

On Friday (July 24th) there was a party at the dorm. I thought it was just some other exchange students coming but an army of Japanese boys showed up as well! Needless to say I was not disappointed >.> We had a lot of fun, and afterwards we all did all-night karaoke. That was the start of a five-day all-nighter marathon…

…because on Saturday I went to a nightclub in Roppongi. I was expecting the same old packed dance floor and a smokescreen of cigarette smoke, but it was actually very different. Feria isn’t your party-hard, getting-totally-wasted type of club. It’s formal, and has a high-class type of atmosphere. I didn’t even dance, I ended up sitting outside on these comfortable cushions until the morning because I was so sleepy from the night before.

I intended to go to church on Sunday, but I overslept by two hours, waking up at around 1:30pm. So I decided to relax and wait until 7 to go downstairs and have steak with the dorm manager and some friends. (The steak was AMAZING.) Afterwards some of us went to a nearby bar to have some drinks. I’m not a beer person, so I ordered a cassis orange and then a Blue Hawaii. I know next to nothing about cocktails and that kind of stuff, so the Blue Hawaii’s sour taste surprised me. After coming back we hung out until I decided to go to sleep at around 2am. I had to get up at a reasonable hour on Monday so I could take another friend to a host club, which will be in my next blog update…

A Return to the Host Club Scene, Part 1

Last Monday, a friend and I went to Kabukicho. She wanted me to take her to a host club, and of course I was happy to do so. We left at around 5:30 in the evening, and the weather was absolutely terrible, which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing…it meant that there were less customers.

First we walked around a bit, and collected plenty of flyers from different hosts. The first-time prices weren’t bad, certainly better than the one for the first host club I went to back in January (called ‘Secret’). We decided to go to Egoist, which has a “free first-time” deal.

A host escorted us to a seat and we were given the “boy menu,” which is a photo album of hosts at the club. This never happened at Secret, possibly because it was busy then. My friend and I picked which ones we wanted, but we thought that we were stuck with them as a permanent “shimei,” or “designated host.” We found out at the end of our time that picking from the boy menu just means that we were choosing which host we definitely wanted to meet that night, so we were still able to meet several more hosts.

The hosts I met at Egoist weren’t quite as good as the ones at Secret. A few of them seemed a bit awkward, even taking their eyes off of me to take a drink, which showed me that they were somewhat nervous. I can’t blame them, I guess, but in order to be nominated, a host has to do his very best to stand out.

One host got my attention, and he happened to be the one I asked to see. When I looked at the menu, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to pick him, because his photo was kind of dark (in a mysterious kind of way) so I couldn’t see his face clearly. My friend told me to pick him anyway, so I did. When he finally arrived, at first I didn’t recognize him because he had dark hair and glasses:

When I received his business card, I realized that he was the one I wanted to meet. I felt very relaxed with him. He asked me why I liked Japanese guys, and about dating and approaching people, to which I answered that I was kind of shy, and he said that he was pretty shy too. I wasn’t sure about that before, but I could tell that he has a very calm and quiet nature, which I really liked. I do like funny and outgoing hosts, but there was something mysterious and unique about this guy…not to mention that he wore glasses, which made him look extra cute 🙂

The next club I went to is called ‘Ability.’ It’s a fairly new club with a pretty small cast. First time was also free there. I didn’t meet as many people, and my friend and I actually ended up talking to two of the hosts for a while before switching. At one point we even had up to four hosts gathered at our table, probably because the club was so empty that night.

The first two we talked to were cool. One was funny but not really good looking, and the other was somewhat good-looking, but somewhat of the silent type. They could have been a manzai duo (comedy duo). But I really enjoyed this club because they let me sing karaoke! I was surprised I would even be allowed to, but I guess since there was only one other customer there on that rainy Monday, there was no reason to object.

One guy at our table…truly did not belong at the host club. By that I mean he wasn’t the type at ALL to be working as a host. It’s the second guy like this I’ve seen since Secret, and this guy was even WORSE than the first one! He was extremely pale, his face seemed to be permanently stuck in a somewhat grimacing expression, and he hardly spoke. He was just all-around awkward, I’m thinking, “What in THE WORLD is he doing working at a host club?!” Needless to say, I didn’t designate him. I ended up choosing the guy I picked from the boy menu:

And my friend chose the soft-spoken half of the manzai duo (I would have picked him myself if she didn’t). I’m still pleased that I got to sing karaoke for a bunch of hosts! My friend said that some of the hosts were just watching in awe at me. One host-related dream come true, I guess. And absolutely free!!!

Another dream would have come true last night if something hadn’t happened–or rather, hadn’t not happened. Yesterday I had a unexpected night (and sunrise) in Kabukicho, which will be Part 2 of my “Host Club Hop” blogging.

Highlights

I’ve been swamped with stuff.

What have I done since my last post?

-Went to class.
-Did homework.
-Um…went to class.
-Hung out.
-Went shopping.
-Went to class.
-Had しゃぶしゃぶ for Kellie’s and Jaydeb’s birthdays.
-Did karaoke for a total of about five hours with the dorm manager and some dormmates.
-Did homework.
-Went to class.

Last Weekend.

My Internet came back for a day and went out again. According to the manager it should be fixed on Monday. Anyway, here’s an account of what last weekend was like, since I didn’t have time until now to blog about it.

Friday: Shinjuku, explored Kabukicho and observed hosts as part of my research.
Saturday: Harajuku, purikura with Kelley and Kenisha, then went to a restaurant in Shibuya. Karaoke afterwards–I sang READY STEADY GO by L’Arc~en~Ciel, Coast to Coast by Bonnie Pink, and Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.
Sunday: Did laundry, homework, took a nap, cooked, and straightened my hair.

Saturday morning was the highlight of my weekend. For the first time, I bought a ticket to a concert in Japan.
First, Internet has been down on my floor since Thursday night. Tickets went on sale Saturday morning at 10, so I had to go downstairs to use the public computers to try and order a ticket.

Buying tickets is somewhat similar to the process in America, except for a few more options. Like Ticketmaster in the U.S., Japan has a few places to order tickets for various performances. Ticket Pia and Lawson Ticket are just two of the sites that do this type of service. A few weeks ago I got an account on Ticket Pia to prepare for two concerts, JACK IN THE BOX 2008 and Peace and Smile Carnival.

So Saturday morning, around 6 a.m., I went downstairs to use the computer to check the time for ticket sales for Peace and Smile Carnival. Ticket Pia was doing server maintenance, so that’s when I got an account on Lawson Ticket. I went back upstairs and then went down again around 9:30 to wait for sales to open.

Lawson Ticket was being difficult with me while I was trying to buy a ticket. When my credit card (check card, actually) finally got through, tickets were sold out.

It was only 6 or 7 minutes after 10:00.

Ticket Pia gave me trouble even before 10, not loading the page for the concert. This may have been because everyone might have been visiting at once. After refreshing several times, the page finally loaded and I saw that tickets were still available. As quickly as I could, I filled in all the info and submitted it. Then came my confirmation page! I got a ticket!

So now I’m officially going to Peace and Smile Carnival. JACK IN THE BOX 2008 tickets go on sale tomorrow, so hopefully I’ll get a ticket for that too, since that’s the concert I was planning to attend before I even came to Japan.

A fun and eventful weekend (^o^)

Thank goodness it’s a three-day weekend, at least for me.

I had a few plans here and there this past weekend. A few days ago Aino invited Kenisha and me to a party/social of sorts. I agreed, and then soon after I realized that it was the same date and time as the 2-hour special of IQ Supli on TV! Aaaaah! Eiji-kun, how could I knowingly miss you on TV?!

But I went to the party, and I’m absolutely glad I did, because it was really fun. We went to this restaurant in Ikebukuro which had a karaoke machine. I didn’t do any serious singing…I wanted to but the atmosphere wasn’t right and I don’t think anyone would have cared to hear me. I’m somewhat of a ‘majime-na hito’ (真面目な人, ‘serious person’) when it comes to karaoke (sometimes), and of course other people like to get drunk before they sing. To each his own.

After karaoke and dinner, we went bowling. It was fun…and kinda sad…I’m really bad at bowling! Bowling on the Nintendo Wii is fine…but real bowling is very different. Starting out I was so bad, not being able to hit anything. It was so bad that Yuichi had to stand right there by the lane to keep me from throwing the ball too far to the left. He had to do this for every frame or else I wouldn’t hit anything. But it was still a lot of fun. Since he mentioned to me that people seem to think his name sounds like ‘Luigi,’ I’ve decided to call him that from time to time.

After bowling, some people went home, and the rest of us went to Shibuya for clubbing…totally unexpected. I must say that that was a good and bad experience. It was good because I was with other people and not by myself. It was bad because it was very crowded and my clothes and hair ended up smelling like cigarette smoke…which brings me to a brief rant about smoking and smoking areas.

When I went clubbing for the first time at Ibiza in D.C., the rooftop was the area where everyone gathered to smoke. Smoking wasn’t allowed inside, of course.

Japan is much different. As you may know, in restaurants and other public areas, there’s often (though I should say ‘always’) a smoking area and a non-smoking area, although there is little to separate the two. Smoking isn’t really criticized as it is in the United States–there are even vending machines for cigarettes, which have just recently been given a verification system to confirm that a buyer is 20 years old or over.

Since I absolutely despise cigarette smoke, it’s really hard to be in or near smoking areas. Kenisha also hates cigarette smoke, but pointed out that for some reason it doesn’t bother her as much in Japan. Perhaps Japan’s cigarettes don’t contain as many toxins as those in the States, to which I replied, “Really? Then why bother smoking? I thought people did it to poison themselves.” If such a thing is true, Japanese people really aren’t getting their money’s worth–they should buy American cigarettes instead. “Dang it, I’d BETTER get my fair amount of toxic chemicals!!!”

As you can see, I have no problems poking fun at smokers and smoking-related issues. I will now continue to write a post covering my account of the Tokyo Game Show.